Sep 28, 2014 / 125,720 notes

forever:

my new favorite holiday is valentines day bc of these being all over tumblr

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fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today
Sep 28, 2014 / 255,439 notes

fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

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Sep 28, 2014 / 698,577 notes

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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Sep 28, 2014 / 362,453 notes

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Sep 28, 2014 / 691,654 notes

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(via trust)

Sep 28, 2014 / 548,490 notes

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(via purrrfect-pale)

Sep 27, 2014 / 179,734 notes

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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Sep 27, 2014 / 279,617 notes
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious
Sep 27, 2014 / 236,943 notes

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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Sep 27, 2014 / 130,791 notes

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

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Sep 27, 2014 / 327,783 notes

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

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Sep 27, 2014 / 215,781 notes

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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Sep 26, 2014 / 40,654 notes

haveitjoeway:

I don’t use snapchat a lot but when I do

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Sep 26, 2014 / 188,278 notes

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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Sep 26, 2014 / 39,836 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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