sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather
Jul 23, 2014 / 151,212 notes

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

(via oliv-n-learn)

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foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

(via fake-mermaid)

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ofmarlborosandmolotovs:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

God bless this.

(via fuck-bitches-get-bacon)

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
Jul 23, 2014 / 3,931 notes

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

(via shrekjpeg)

Jul 23, 2014 / 139,020 notes

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

image

image

(via shane-the-creator)

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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Jul 23, 2014 / 166,636 notes

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

(via collapsed)

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(via trust)

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

(via asvprock)

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monobeartheater:

gender: hella

sexuality: hella

(via trust)

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(via iamthearchfiend)

Jul 23, 2014 / 517,088 notes

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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