Oct 21, 2014 / 5,188 notes

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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
Oct 21, 2014 / 113,250 notes

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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Oct 21, 2014 / 404,997 notes

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

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Oct 21, 2014 / 121,302 notes

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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Oct 21, 2014 / 370,859 notes

lunchtrae:

humble yourself

spmib:

trollface-mommy:

kheldarofdrasnia:

lifehackable:

Not as safe as you think.

Well great—because THAT’s not going to give me nightmares at all.

Never staying in a hotel again….

i feel sick.
Oct 21, 2014 / 125,457 notes

spmib:

trollface-mommy:

kheldarofdrasnia:

lifehackable:

Not as safe as you think.

Well great—because THAT’s not going to give me nightmares at all.

Never staying in a hotel again….

i feel sick.

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Oct 21, 2014 / 335,354 notes

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

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Oct 21, 2014 / 65,366 notes
fataldesolation:

Because as much as I try I fail, and in the end I just want to feel nothing
Oct 21, 2014 / 355 notes

fataldesolation:

Because as much as I try I fail, and in the end I just want to feel nothing

(via sw0llen-lip-b0ttle-sip)

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though
Oct 21, 2014 / 84,349 notes

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

(via encourage)

Oct 20, 2014 / 57,361 notes

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

(via fake-mermaid)

Oct 20, 2014 / 328,442 notes

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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Oct 20, 2014 / 158,254 notes

(via encourage)

My worst fucking fear is being cheated on by the only person I want to wake up to every morning

Daddy taught me sometimes this happens and mommy taught me to be strong when it does (via madcowmaiden)

Wow

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

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