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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 
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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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  • Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
  • Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
  • Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
  • Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
  • Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
  • Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Family: *comes home*
  • Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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d0nn0:

i love Ellen Degeneres
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d0nn0:

i love Ellen Degeneres

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emotionalgay:

but does the applause live for me?

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thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

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pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

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Supernatural: An Easter Summary

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floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

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