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snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

(via dont-get-2-close)

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teapayne:

you never know!

(via tittiedoswalds)

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
Sep 16, 2014 / 196,686 notes

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

(via tittiedoswalds)

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eurodose:

if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong 

(via idunnoburnstuff)

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prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

(via little-dizzy-dreamer)

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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

image

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(via postulation)

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

(via little-dizzy-dreamer)

Sep 16, 2014 / 22,140 notes
Sunshine all the time makes a desert

Arab proverb (via maghfirat)

These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

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the-internet-addict:

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

I don’t think it ever left

(via shrekjpeg)

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via trust)

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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